And we haven't even hit our first "open" final table yet (although it's bearing down quickly).
How do we know all of this? From sorting through the barrage of Tweets emanating from the Amazon Room and baking it into the bite-size funnel cake below.
Check the latest from the phones of poker's finest:
Thank you to @WSOP for being responsive and rectifying the bathroom situation (no pun intended).
— Vanessa Selbst (@VanessaSelbst) May 30, 2012Last name "ever" .... First name "greatest"
— Jason Mercier (@JasonMercier) May 30, 2012You Know:I can win this tournament If I can just curb my impulse to play 90% of the hands by a bit. 7100 finish Nivel 6. #baching
— david bach (@gunslingerbach) May 30, 2012Phil Ivey is sitting at a table with 4 "top" pros and I bet he doesn't know one of their names
— Allen Bari (@allenbari) May 30, 2012Yo its me, DID NOT REPORT, marching my way into day 2 of #wsop4 stud8 with 10k chips, avg 13k. #timetorunitup
— Brett Richey (@BrettRichey) May 30, 2012Geez. First time ever I respond to one of @AllenKessler tweets and I lose 10 followers. That's powerful stuff.
— Chip Jett (@chipjett) May 30, 2012Not trying to be mean but there are 2 ppl at my new table who I really can't tell whether they are male or female
— Joseph Cheong (@subiime) May 30, 2012Busto. Nice grandma showed me a thing or two about stud8. 1500plh tomorrow
— Joseph Cheong (@subiime) May 30, 2012Sat down in WSOP $1,500 Stud 8/b.Started w 4500, up to 11K.Could be best event of WSOP...Seems like players are lost in this game
— phil_hellmuth (@phil_hellmuth) May 30, 2012Out of Stud 8/b...Lost a huge pot to a river flush (I couldn't make a full house to Trump it).
— phil_hellmuth (@phil_hellmuth) May 30, 2012Most financially responsible decision of the day:sold action to all wsop events. Least responsible: yfrog.com/nvm2rleaj
— Mike McDonald (@MikeMcDonald89) May 30, 2012What is the most common response you get when you tell people you are a professional poker player?a) do you know my friend/relative XYZ?
— Andy Frankenberger (@AMFrankenberger) May 30, 2012b) do you count cards? c) show me your poker face d) every time I play poker I just bluff people and win e) are u on tv? f) other (do tell)
— Andy Frankenberger (@AMFrankenberger) May 30, 2012Playin the nitfest aka 1500pl holdem #wsop
— keith ferrera (@KeithFerrera) May 30, 2012Visit www.pokerlistings.com