WSOP Tweet Relief: We, the Peeple

And some of them aren't even true!

We've got your back though as we've pared the mass of tweets teeming from the Rio in Las Vegas into a manageable pile of winners.

Check the best of them below:

Lol played my first match had my opponent down to 2k vs my 16k and then floor came over and we were in wrong seats and ended up both winning

— Eugene Katchalov (@EugeneKatchalov) May 29, 2012

Won 1st round vs the invisible man...next round in few hrs

— Justin Charles Smith (@BoostedJ) May 29, 2012

.@WSOP I can understand day1 huge NL events but other days its rly unacceptable to have 2 main mens rooms & put womens bathroom in furthest

— Vanessa Selbst (@VanessaSelbst) May 29, 2012

.@WSOP place. U cant get there btwn breaks Its inconvenient &sends terrible msg to women poker players.So much for inviting us to the game.

— Vanessa Selbst (@VanessaSelbst) May 29, 2012

spent 20 minutes talking poker strategy w Carlos Mortensen as we waited for opponents & got bye's. Just told we play each other round 2 :(

— Andy Frankenberger (@AMFrankenberger) May 29, 2012

My gay assistant asked me "What's that thing when it goes 2 3 4 5 6?" I say,"A straight" he says,"No wonder I couldn't remember" haha!

— Daniel Negreanu (@RealKidPoker) May 29, 2012

#thatawkwardmoment when the guy in the bathroom stall just keeps looking at you while you drain your lizard

— Noah j Schwartz (@noahjschwartz) May 29, 2012

Up at 7 AM to do cross fit. I'm definitely doing Vegas the wrong way.

— Tatjana Pasalic (@Tattytats) May 29, 2012

The only thing easier than a @olegsmith first round matchup is grinding this bye table with no one present.Its close tho

— David Baker (@DMBakes) May 29, 2012

Just hit WSOP CASH number 86.#RecordSettingI'm up to 70Kish in chips.200 left, 9 make final table.Chip average 45K

— phil_hellmuth (@phil_hellmuth) May 29, 2012

Of I could dream of being anyone I'd be Phil Hellmuth #WSOP One day I will meet him

— Philip Hart (@philsy1983) May 29, 2012

Liv B,Maria Ho, Vanessa Selbst & V Rousso are sharing a house for the WSOP. Somewhere Andrew Feldman is crying uncontrollably over no invite

— Fake Gus Hansen(@FakeGusHansen) May 28, 2012

Nothing more tilting than a dealer who self sweats the turn or river when two players are all in. I'd rather them throw a deck at my face.

— Sorel Mizzi (@sorelmizzi) May 29, 2012

I suppose I should put on a shirt before leaving the house today.I just made it six steps down the hallway before having this revelation.

— Bryan Devonshire (@devopoker) May 29, 2012

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